Hoochie Coochie Woman


My wife had an ultrasound today for the Colonette (who is fine, thanks).

The ultrasound technician showed us the various body parts and took measurements.

When she got to the portion of the body that distinguishes the Colonette as a Colonette rather than a Colonel, Jr., she said "and there is her hootchie coochie."

Hootchie coochie seems charming. If she had said "cooter" I might have questioned her professionalism.