The important things in life: This former cop turned drug dealer is facing life in federal prison AND concurrent 40-, 20- and five-year sentences for money laundering, drug trafficking and those sorts of things, but here is his worry:

MySA.com: Mexico: "Landin is meanwhile fighting to keep the thick gold chain and diamond, emerald and ruby-studded pendant to St. Jude he was wearing when arrested.

In an associated case, United States of America vs. Two Pieces of Jewelry, prosecutors say the jewelry, which was appraised at $12,378, “was purchased with monies traceable to the exchange of a controlled substance” and was used to flaunt drug wealth."

The trial name is such a pleasure to hear, isn't it: United States of America vs. Two Pieces of Jewelry