If there is any question that Republicans are the stupidest and most cynical coalition of m'fers on the planet, let's take a listen what Reince Priebus, the chairman of the Republican National Committee, had to say about Obama being forced to release his birth certificate by... motherloving Republicans:

“As I’ve repeatedly stated, this issue is a distraction. Our economy is strained from out of control deficits, debt and unsustainable entitlements. The president ought to spend his time getting serious about repairing our economy, working with Republicans and focusing on the long-term sustainability of Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security. Unfortunately his campaign politics and talk about birth certificates is distracting him from our No. 1 priority – our economy.”

Uh, what the fuck are you talking about Reince? "HIS campaign politics and talk about birth certificates"?

Isn't it just a wee bit too stupidly obvious to note that it was not Obama who has been bringing this up?

The Republican genius for twisting anything is the same as a wife beater asking "why do you make me do this?"

No, it is not a surprise that Republicans beat their wives. But it is something important to remember. Especially when they start tapping their feet in airport restroom stalls.