It turns out that, according to our sources at Burro Hall, Mexicans hate and fear Koreans.

Perhaps Mexico hasn't heard that Korea is becoming saturated with extreme Chrisitianity. Admittedly, they have a long way to catch up.

So this does create a bit of tension in the back of neck, a curl of fear and trepidation.

Or did, until I realized that this is just the sort of golden opportunity that I sought. My destiny, if you will.

Perhaps it is, lover-of-all-things-Mexican and embracer-of-all-things-Korean, a man who can speak neither language, to sqaure this circle and achieve heavenly peace here on earth.