Chairman of Bear Stearns, and all of his pinstriped lackeys, responsible for helping push our whole economy to the brink of collapse and financial ruin, and for $30 billion (with a b) worth of a federal government bailout: zero penalty.

CEO of Countrywide, which truly shit the bed in spearheading the mortgage banking collapse: $10 million bonus

A 19 year old watching some chickens fighting: 6 months in the hoosegow