This is the ONLY thing that anybody should be giving anybody else for Christmas, the mother of pearl Robert E. Lee truss rod cover for your banjo. Fuck yes it exists. It is currently on Ebay.

It doesn't really even look that much like General Lee. But you can buy it for me anyway.

I think I may start making those Calvin pissing on [fill in thing here] signs for the back of trucks only make it General Lee pissing on [fill in thing here]. Do you think there is a market for such a thing? Seems like a no-brainer,