Ok, I know you have heard about the mayor of Toronto talking about how much pussy he eats, "Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondek. It says that I wanted to eat her p****. I've never said that in my life to her; I would never do that. I'm happily married, I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thanks very much," Ford said to reporters." This is good stuff for any week. I am also amused by the gentlemanly way Alec Baldwin's quote was reported: "The actor made threatening comments to a photographer in New York Thursday morning calling him a "c---sucking f-g."